The real truth about the Rapture of the Church. I report, you decide!

"The Rapture Manifesto
A Direct Revelation Reveals
the Exact Day When Jesus Will Return"

From: The Right Reverent Doctor Triber Lation I

Hello Friends and Readers of the "Kiss My Left Behind Series."

Are you tired of the rigor mortis that has set into your life after reading the endless books about the Coming of Jesus that are supposed to provide you with inside information to help you fly away from all your worries, debts, family, and work problems. If so, we have been truly left behind.

Well, look no further. I have been given the truth of the ages, truth not given to poser prophets of the ages, most recently folks like Rim TaRay, Perry Pennings, or Mal Ninsley.

God came to me in a whisk of light while I was sitting on the beach not far away from the other five thousand people trying to get out of the heat. In that moment of inspiration, I received theREAL, UNADULTERATED, NEVER BEFORE GIVEN TRUTH about flying away and leaving behind all the worries of this EVIL place.

The Rapture Manifesto

The Rapture Manifesto is the result of that chance meeting. It has his stamp of approval. He wants his word out. Not the words of the posers who have made their millions selling their fairy-tale stories.

Here is what you can only hear for thefirst time in all human history.

  • The real name of the Antichrist. I know you've heard folks like Nero, Ivan the Terrible, Hitler, Stalin, Mao Tse-tung, Henry Kissenger, Saddam, even Ahmadinejad, but I have been given the final word straight from the mouth of the one who rises with the sun.
    Details on Page #66.6
  • The actual date of the rapture of the church. No more of this fooling around with formulas that have never worked and talk of secret comings. Details on page, well, you'll just have to read the whole Manifesto. I was asked to hide the date in a code that even Da Vinci could not find.
  • How long will the millennium last?
    Details on page 100.0 close to the top of the page.
  • What is the truth about Armageddon? Details on the Armageddon page. When will the Second Coming actually occur? If you take the first "S" on the first page, and the first "e" on the second page and follow through the sequence of pages then add them up and divided them in half and to the half add fourteen and then take that number and multiply it by eleven, when you have arrived at this number you are almost home. To the last number you get, you must divided by three or was that two? Darn, there was a slight blur from all the light when I was getting this message. Shortcut: look on the TOC page and look for the Word Index. When you discover the Index page number, turn there and add up all the numbers in the first chapter, and then, the second chapter, and the fifth chapter. Add them all together and subtract the number of the fourth chapter and then the third chapter in that precise order. When you have followed this shortcut to the max, lookfor details on page 1 for the answer. I thought, why wait and build up all that suspense; just show and tell and get it over with.
  • Find out how things are going to get worse, much worse, as the present year proceeds according to all the signals that can be found in God's word and always missed by the prophetic posers.
    Details on Page #13
  • Discover how Global weather changes were predicted in the Holy Writ of Scripture long before the poser Gore became a global environmental crusader.
    Details on Page #200.0
  • I'll show you the one itsy-bittsy-tenny-wenny line of Scripture that predicted the schism around the Evangelical Call to Action.
    Details on Page #86
  • Get the straight scoop on what the Mark of the Beast and the Nation ID initiatives have in common.
    Details also on Page #66.6
  • Get the inside secrets about other highly prophetic themes like: Iran's nuclear program, Mass murder in Iraq, China's growing economic and military might, Global terrorism, The supply of oil, Russian Naval base in Syria, and, most importantly, all elections held in the United States.
    Details scattered throughout the book.
  • Learn how the first 69 weeks of Daniel's 70 week prophecy have passed.
    Details on page 69-70.
  • You may be amazed to know who really owns your moneyNOW as I reveal to you the demons behind the movement of the SBEBS (The Society Behind the Electronic Banking System).
    Details on page 7.


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purchase your very own copy of The Rapture Manifesto" at St. John's Book What could be easier?

So, I can hear you asking, when can I get this into my hands?
The quick answer is anytime, even if it's 3:00 am in the morning.

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How much is this going to cost me? Well, if you purchase this well-researched and inspired book before the magic hour of 9:00 pm tonight You can have it NOT for $2.97 (I have sold thousands at this unbelievable low price, NOT $1.97 (I've never sold any at that price because that has never been the price). I am offering it to you right now for the amazing low offer of $397.00.


I only have a few copies left before the price itself will be raptured.

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